Anyway, the NY Times feels my pain. The situation of recent Ph.D. grads is so bad we made the national news! Nothing too revelatory (except that someone needs to send out the memo that you need to apply to more than 2 dozen jobs...). Mostly I just want to avoid becoming the migrant farm worker of the academic industry.
-- Second Suitor
P.S. If you've been in the rat race long enough, you could always go help Iraq and look into positions at the University of Kurdistan.