Solution: expand the job market. See, you're thinking that the 'job market' refers to the job market for academic philosophy jobs. Once you include administrative positions, there are many more jobs to apply for. Sure you have to 1/2 turn your back on the field you've been studying for the last 7 years. But I'm guessing they have job security and it may help you choose where you get to live. [If you're taking the idea seriously remember that a CV is different than a resume.]
I'm not throwing in the towel or anything. I'm just tossing it out there.
-- Second Suitor